I Better Be Good

If I Ain't Cool 
My Daddy Gonna Send Me 
To Military School 
If I Ain't Nice
My Girlie Gonna Freeze Me 
With Cold Shoulder Ice 
If I'm Real Late
My Teacher Gonna Use Me 
For Alligator Bait 
So, I Better Be Good
I Better Be Good
If I Jump On the Gas 
The Cops Are Gonna Jump 
All Over My Back
If I Smoke Too Much 
Doctor Says He's Gonna 
Put My Lungs in a Crutch
If I'm Caught Without My Pants 
Consuelo's Dad Is Gonna Shoot
Until He Sees Me Dance
So, I Better Be Good 
I Had Better Be Good 
You Better Be Nice 
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice 
You Better Be Nice 
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be 
Nice, Nice, Nice - Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh
Nice, Nice, Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice 
Nice, Nice, Nice 
You Better Be Nice Tonight
If I Spray It On the Seat 
Lady Gonna Tie a Big Knot 
In the Meat
If I Spewey Too Fast 
Lover's Gonna Stick 
My Wrangler in a Cast
If Zipper Grabs Skin 
I'll Know I Had It Out 
When I Shoulda Kept It in 
Ow.
I Better Be Good 
I Better Be Good 
I Better Be Good 
Ooh.
You Better Be Nice 
You Better Be Nice 
You Better Be Nice 
You Better Be Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be 
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh 
Nice, Nice, Nice
I'd Better Be Nice Tonight - Yeah 
Nice, Nice, Nice 
Nice, Nice, Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice