Benji and Carson As the bombs began to fall on London Were down by the Brooklyn Bridge Drinking a toast to the moments They had written that day Wystan was wrestling Over interesting passages in Henry James In which it said The commentator and the man are not the same They drank in the bar And wrote in the parlour They could not hear the bombs In the Northern Heights They were too far away To see those fearsome lights But they felt them Gypsy did striptease While the editor was fed up with her habits Always naked to breakfast And cooked up a cocktail That was two parts whiskey One part benzedrine tablets They drank in the bar And wrote in the parlour They could not hear the bombs In the Northern Heights They were too far away To see those fearsome lights But they felt them And their dreams were Bright colored brilliant The kind of dreams where Poems by Wilfred Owen Could be read in reverse And spare the seed of Europe one by one And glasses of sherry Were not necessary To make the days more manageable With London calling them cowards They could not hear the bombs In the Northern Heights They were too far away To see those fearsome lights But they felt them But modern's a stillbirth That was born before it died in 1939 Or was it '45? And we've been attending The longest saddest funeral In history without even knowing