Tom: Em G I don't want a lot for Christmas G There's just one thing I need C I don't care about the presents Cm Underneath the Christmas tree G B7 I just want you for my own Em Cm More than you could ever know G E7 Make my wish come true Am7 Am7/D I’d never spend my Christmas with G Em C D You G I don't want a lot for Christmas G Well that’s good ‘cause I’d never get you a gift C I don't care about the presents Cm Your presence kinda makes me sick G I don't need to hang my stocking G There upon the fireplace C Santa Claus won't make me happy Cm Unless he takes you far away [Chorus] G B7 I just want you for my own Em Cm Please leave me the hell alone G E7 Make my wish come true Am7 Am7/D All I want for Christmas is you I’d never spend my Christmas with you G Em C D You baby [Verse 2] G I won't ask for much this Christmas G I don't even wish for snow C I’m not asking too much either Cm Just for you to kindly go G I won't make a list and send it To the North Pole for Saint Nick C I truly wish I’d never met you Cm I’m not just trying to be a d*ck [Chorus] G B7 'Cause I just want you here tonight Em Cm Please hop on the earliest flight G E7 What more can I do Am7 Am7/D Baby all I want for Christmas is G Em C D you Ooh baby to go away [Bridge] B7 All the lights are shining Em So brightly everywhere (ugh) B7 Your voice gives me a migraine Em You’re killing me I swear (yeah) Cm And everyone is singing G E7 I know my ears are bleedin’ Am7 Santa won't you bring me the one I really need C That’s okay as long as it’s not me [Chorus] G Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for C I just want to see you leavin’ Cm Walking right outside my door G B7 Oh I just want you for my own Em Cm Please leave me the hell alone G E7 Make my wish come true Am7 Am7/D Baby all I want for Christmas is... G You Shut up! Shut up, (insert name)! You suck! I don’t want you in my life. (Mutter, annoyed) Just stop everything. Goodbye, forever. (leave)