Bender People say my broken friend is useless But I say his mind is free There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be He could make a good hat rack Beck He only has to stand there Bender Or a cheap door stop Beck He doesn't need to move Bender Or a great big giant thermos With a twist off top Beck That would be good for soup Bender He could be a storage closet Bender,Beck For outdated pants Beck I like 'em tight Bender My broken friend could do it all Bender, Beck Just give him a chance Bender That robot has a tragic secret That I'd like to share Beck For real? Bender My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair That robots name I never told you You could not foresee I'll say it loud and sing it proud Bender, Beck His name is you and me Bender Don't melt me down into a crow bar Beck It suffers alone Bender Just cause I can't move my arms and legs Or toss me into a trash can Just cause I can't cook you ham and eggs Don't crush me into an anchor Just because I can't jump and dance and sing I'm telling you my broken friend Put your hands in the air like you just don't care I'm telling you my broken friend Can do most anything! Yeah!