#1 was a trucker who hit a guardrail Someone tampered with his rig and his brakes failed #2 was doing time in the county jail Opened up a package that arrived in the mail CHORUS: She's got a real bad rep for knockin' 'em flat Leavin 'em cold and tied to the tracks but I don't care about none o' that 'cause I'm lucky #7! #3 was a sailor who liked his booze He was a lousy swimmer in his concrete shoes #4 was a salesman, or so they said WYLD UNTAMED GRETSCH GEETAR SOLO #5 was a chemist from Portsmouth-by-the-sea Now why would a chemist put arsenic in his tea? #6 was an old man who'd always done his best Get lucky!!