I met my ex on the street today She said, "Boy, what happened to you?" I said, "When you left, I took a look at my options, and a bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse. A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse." I went by my job to pick up my pay but they told me my time there was through I started lookin' for ways to fill up my days and a bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse CHORUS: So why don't you leave me alone? Why don't you let me be? The last thing I need is bein' reminded of me I'm not myself today, you'll have to excuse A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse Now, some men chase fame and some men crave wealth and some men just do as they choose but not all wounds heal and my fate was sealed When a bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse