I'm Shittin' On 'em

I can do the somber 
Like in November 
Then rock a crowd while I'm in my pajamas 
Like Tito Puente 
I am muy caliente 
Fuck Kunta Kinte 
Cuz Son is the sensei 
I funk with the black belt 
You better step back  hell 
I can Get Smart 
Just like Agent Maxwell 
I don't give a fuck  G 
Hey hey  we're the Monkees 
I'll rock a rhyme to the end of the month  see 
I go on and on 
Like a marathon 
I sing like Sarah Vaughn 
But like the underground 
I flip through some kung-fu 
You know that I've come to 
Freak the ill shit 
You just can't undo 
Chorus: 
Son, get it funky (I'm shittin' on 'em, shittin' on 'em) (4x) 
Son, get it funky (yo, I'm shittin' on 'em) 
I can get symphonic 
Like Harry Connick 
Or the Philharmonic 
I'll drop atomic 
Vocals, solo 
Like Sonny Bono 
I got you babe... but who's got the pornos? 
I'm iller than a wino 
I'm not an albino 
I charge like a rhino 
You put me in a ??? 
When I rob shit, bomb shit 
Some say I'm obnoxious 
I don't give a fuck 
I'll make you feel nauseous 
Row, row your boat 
Gently down the street 
I'll take you all out 
With my funk doobie team 
I got the skills, kid 
Like Rumplestilskin 
I put out gold, get smooth like Jackie Wilson 
Singin' soprano 
Move to the piano 
Hey, where's the ??? 
Our shit will be in ??? 
Chorus (4x 
I shoobee-do-pop 
Hip hop like Sinatra 
I spray my Binaca 
Then shake my maracas 
Hey, it's the swinga 
Fuck a humdinger with a finger 
Yo, it's the ultimate singer 
Kumbaya, yo kumbaya 
Like Belafonte 
But what's Del Monte? 
I kicks the flava 
The ill funk behavior 
Sick like polio 
Wild like a rodeo 
Out there in Kansas 
Punk, check the classic 
Get your ass kicked 
So hop in the casket 
I'm rockin calipso 
Who's got the Nabisco 
I cook like Crisco 
I pump the ill disco 
Chorus (8x)