Funkdoobiest

The Funkiest

Funkdoobiest


It was the voice of a couragous explorer  a man dedicated to the 
persuit of 
man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons 
Chorus 
The funkiest  the funkiest 
(8x) 
Check it  all I need's a second to wreck it 
My thoughts are collected for the funk  expect it 
I'm iller than a porno  I got skills like Zoro 
Who's Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow  tomorrow 
Like Ophan Annie  yo it's the uncanny 
Doobie  with bonified funk for your fanny 
Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim 
BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em 
I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana 
So fuck a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer 
I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em 
Yo, step to the Son and I'll fuck you guys up 
Chorus 
Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk 
I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk 
Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams 
But I freak the style like if I was Handiman 
"Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble" 
'Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble 
Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman 
The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon 
??? word, the fuckers smell like terds 
'Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird 
Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies 
Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry 
Chorus 
Breakdown 
Yo son, kick that shit 
Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater 
You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta 
I'll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader 
From here to Madina, like Sarafina 
I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther 
To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya 
The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler 
I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler 
Chorus