Funkdoobiest

Funk's On Me

Funkdoobiest


Well  here's the intro 
It's nice and simple 
Cuz Son's the nympho 
Yo  there's the info 
I'm the B boy 
Who takes out decoys 
Like Leonard Nimoy 
I heard Bruce Leroy 
I'm catchin' bullets 
With my teeth 
To make it brief 
Yo  I got no beef 
But I'm feelin' iry 
That's in my diary 
My voice is fiery 
Fuck my rivalry 
I drink pina colady 
I get diabolic 
Like the bubonic 
Plague 
Egg is the shape of my dome 
Don't bring it home if you can't use a comb 
I side with the Dukes 
For all my folks 
I rock the crowd and go for broke 
Chorus: 
Cuz the funk's on me... the funk's on me... the funk's on me (2x) 
I'll do the tango to the Star Spangled 
Play the bango then eat a mango 
Cuz I funk daily 
Like Pearl Bailey 
I'm not an Israeli 
But I'm hittin' like Halley's 
Comet 
Drop it 
Funk is the topic 
I'm off like a rocket 
A porno in a pocket 
I'm different 
Funk's what I'm stimpin' 
Like Andy Griffith 
Think I'll go fishin' 
Catch me a crooner 
The crazy Son dueler 
Mr. Wang also got big fat cojones 
Step to the fellow 
Like Abbott and Costello 
I'm kinda mellow yet I can't stand yellow 
Chorus (4x) 
Bridge 
I kick the phat funk 
For your back trunk 
No, I smack punks 
Who's Michael Jackson? 
Cuz I rock a party 
Good golly Miss Molly 
Know I'm flava like beef teriyaki 
Skills are scorchin' 
Here's a portion 
Punk, use caution 
Like Wheel of Fortune 
Go round and round 
Where will it stop? 
I throw hip hop 
So I'll never get dropped 
The Soul Assasin 
Who's strong like Sampson 
I'm ill like Manson 
I'm harrassin' 
Empty MC's 
So punk, don't tempt me 
You know I'm flava 
Just like dente 
Chorus (6x)