Tom: Am B C Mom, I know I let you down E And though you say these days are happy C Why's the power off and I'm fucked up and B C Mom, I know I made dad proud E Never say your sons a preacher C When the boy can't fill his sleep I said E C I started jumping the shark B E I started jumping the shark E F# I started jumping the shark C I want a new life E C I started jumping the shark B E I started jumping the shark E F I started jumping the shark C I want a new life G One as an adult Em So I'm coming home tonight F# Well no matter what the cost C And if the plane goes down G Or if the crew can't wake me up Em Well just know that I'm alright F# I was not afraid to die C Oh even if there's songs to sing G Or grandchildren you'll never meet Em It might not be my time F# But I was not afraid to die C Cause I put more faith in tv shows G Than I ever have in some holy ghost Em You know you played a part F# but after everything went dark I started, I started C G I started jumping the shark Em C I started jumping the shark