In Haliburton near the Lake of Bays lives a fish from a faraways He hates the weather but still he stays He hates the work but he says it pays He robs the people as they swim and wade His little piece of the tourist trade This little fella's really got it made From May to mid-July He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish If he wants your money, he gets his wish then he swims away with a mighty swish Pisco the bandit fish rrrrrrrow! ba ba da dop He left his family down in Mexico (ba ba da dop) to fly the waters of Ontario (ba ba da dop) He didn't want to but he had to go (ba ba da dop) He sends them money every month or so (ba ba da dop) Swimming beneath the summer sun (ba ba da dop) or renting videos of Midnight Run (ba ba da dop) A bandit's life is lots of fun It's lots and lots of fun He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish If he wants your money, he gets his wish then he swims away with a mighty swish Pisco the bandit fish What is Pisco's favourite thing to rob? They say he likes apple strudel What does he do when not on the job? on the guitar noodle Shom-sheh-lom-sheh-lom A nautical Bruce Willis A modern-day Sevalis Antonio Banderas Whoa! You may think that to steal is wrong But he's no worse than Jean Valjean Except he drinks and carries on And smashes bottles on the neighbor's lawn ba ba da dop The oceans and the seven seas (ba ba da dop) Are filled with many different tales like these (ba ba da dop) Decent folk like you or me On the wrong side of the law He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish If he wants your money, he gets his wish then he swims away with a mighty swish Pisco the bandit fish He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish If he wants your money, he gets his wish he swims away with a mighty swish Pisco the bandit fish