Tom: Dm F Everyone's home in sweatpants for the series finale C Of their discontinued fall primetime Gm Dm Meredith's in Massachusetts with a colonial toothache A# Dm And the leaves to rake are burning themselves so I'm F Home watching my dad watch the NFL alone C Am Wish I still had that eternal telephone Gm I'd call you A# Call you [Pre-Chorus] F So come on down and visit me C My condition petitions so implicitly G Gm I need you A# F I need you [Chorus] F I'm stuck inside each birthday gift that I ever got C I'm stuck inside the sounds they make C# When they shift and rot Dm Beneath you A# Beneath you [Verse 2] F I want a living love and mental access denser C That the motel continental breakfast cereal dispenser Gm I want those eyes you made it me Those bedside globes A# Those orbs F I want your spilt coffee burning my inner thighs C F C And the watermarks that measure my oscillating size Gm A# When it dries and absorbs [Pre-Chorus] F So come on down and visit me C My condition petitions so implicitly Gm I need you A# I need you [Choruse] F I'm stuck inside the rhythm of your glottal stops C C# A bottle of codeine and green cough drops Dm I feed you A# I feed you [Instrumental] A D [Verse 3] G Everyone's home in sweatpants for the series finale D Of their discontinued childhoods Am I wound up in Providence as a second-rate dramatist C And I'd write the second act if I just could [Pre-Chorus] G So come on down and visit me D My condition petitions so implicitly Am I need you C I need you [Chorus] G I wrote it on the notepad of the suggestion box D D# I'll still breathe the desperation till the kingdom unlocks Em For me too C For me too [Outro] G D Am C G D D# Em C Cm G