Tom: Em D Em E|--2--3-3-3-3--2-2-2--2-2--3-3-3-3-----------------------------| B|--3--3-3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3--3-3-3-3-----------------------------| G|--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2--0-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------------| D|-----------------------------------0-2-2--2-2--0-2-2--2-2-0---| A|-----------------------------------0-2-2--2-2--0-2-2--2-2-0---| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| D When you sucked me off, well Em Lady, that was bullshit! D When you cut off my jogging path, well Em Lady, that was bullshit! Em Am When your dog took a chunk out of my ass F G And we took a splash in Puget Sound D When you pureed my balls in your mouth, well Em Lady, that was bullshit! D When you made the Seattle sun come out, well Em Lady, that was bullshit! Em Am F Don't you think that that dog should be on a leash? G D No, no, no, no, no... Em Lady, that was bullshit!