Tom: Ebm F# D#m F# D#m F# Excuse me, darlin', to disturb you D#m Could you spare a bit of what the lord's left for you? F# Bless your solemn, unending virtue D#m Lest your savior up desert you [Verse 1] F# Jesus couldn't quell the pains of America in trucks and trains and tractor trailers on the range, B F# barmen counting out their change and Goldwyn Mayer, D#m Fred Astaire slicking back his oily hair, snort benzedrine off of a mirror, slaps her ass, F# "how are you dear?" and all the preachers whistle nervous, stare down devils in the back of churches, B D#m meet their luscious daughters in the smalls beneath the boughs of birches [Chorus] Bm B And Judy Garland hit the bathroom floor of her cold apartment 'bove a Chelsea store D#m G# and all the drag queens and all the whores couldn't get poor Judy back up off of her laurels, F# B D#m B D#m B G# B and Judy (Judy, Judy, Judy) [Bridge] F# B F# B F# D#m F# [Verse 2] B F# Wanna put my foot down on Manhattan B F# Watch it float down like a boogie board B F# See the water bulging through the avenue D#m B Watch the cool kids look out their window, bored B As their mother drops the rolling pin, the radio says [Chorus] F# B Judy garland hit the bathroom floor of her cold apartment 'bove a Chelsea store D#m G# and all the drag queens and all the whores couldn't get poor Judy back up off of her laurels, F# B D#m B D#m B G# B and Judy (Judy, Judy, Judy) [Outro] F# D#m F# D#m Judy Garland, you're a beauty, darlin' F# D#m G#m Judy Garland, you're a beauty, darlin' F# Judy Garland, you're a beauty, darlin' G# B Oh, Judy