I turn you on at 6 o'clock 
why is it that you're such a cock 
You smile and tell me that it's a good evening 
Then you put on that stupid frown 
talk about the bullshit going down 
It's hard to stop myself from leaving 

When you're looking like there's something wrong 
and looking like it won't be long 
till you tell me all 10,000 people are dying 
then you wipe off that stupid frown 
why don't you take a look around 
It's hard to stop myself from crying 

I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson 

why can't you see it's just a game 
Your Christian viewpoint's just the same 
as the arsehole that some phony judge is trying 
I'm sure that were all well aware that Roger Climpson dyes his
hair 
doesn't it make you wonder if he's lying?