Oh my god is this what we've become Spending our whole lives without a sun Devote your time to fighting off a tan It's time to stock up on your travel mags Pack your bags All the children playing in the park I would too if it was only dark I have to leave I need to take a break I need to go where munchies can be made in the shade Albino holiday I need to go I need to get away Because inside is where I always stay In the winter time I'll travel south Where the sunlight only comes around for an hour Albino holiday I would give it all away Just to take a holiday They're designed to convince the world it's feeling fine but it's just there to waste my time Don't believe what the commercials say You'd better off without a single ray It's us or them no time to make a fuss Just remember now it's time to toss the 15 plus Albino holiday