Tom: G G C Well I've been making some cold calculations regarding our body heat D It's not easy believe me G You liken me to a vampire C My left hand was wearing fake plastic teeth all winter D I've taken you for all you were worth C D G Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you C D G Well I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules Am D G Late nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track C D G So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet G Shoot me one of those glances I need to interpret C D I've been feeling well-rested and healthy C D G Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you C D G And I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules Am D G Late nights and weekends our hearts only go so slowly on the local track C D G So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet