Tom: G
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[Verse 1]
G D
I am running away from this kid who's chasing me with a gun and as I
Am C
cross the street to my getaway car I am met face-to-face with a truck.
G D
Goddamn, this should be fun, waking up in a hospital bed
Am C
or maybe not, maybe this time I'm really dead.
[Bridge]
Am C N.C.
But I escaped it just in time and got shot in the back of the head.
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
G D
It's kinda funny, even my dad tried to help but white flags were a
Am C
lie, his hands were held up high, no way to try and fight back or protect himself.
G D
I saw the scene and screamed out, our eyes were locked as he fell.
Am C
Luckily he got up and smiled at me and told the guy, "Go to Hell"
[Chorus]
Am C
It's times like this that remind me, he's cooler than I'll ever be.
Am C
He's cooler than I'll ever be, so much cooler than I'll ever be.
[Interlude]
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[End-Chorus]
Am C
It's times like this that remind me, he's cooler than I'll ever be.
Am C N.C.
He's cooler than I'll ever be, so much cooler than I'll ever be.
