Tom: D A Well, here's a story 'bout a southern gal D She got all the parts and she's built quite well G C And her name is Dixie Dynamite A She's a lady with beauty and grace D And she's got all this till you see her face G C A pair so big they'll really grab your eyes [Verse 2] A Big bad Bill was a man of means D When he come around you hear Dixie scream G C They jumped in his Cadillac A Everyday for them was fun D Cruisin' on the highway called 101 G C They ain't comin' back, no [Chorus] A D Dixie, won't you be my wife G C Dixie, Dixie Dynamite? [Verse] A The truckers on their way back from Arkansas D Couldn't believe now what they saw G C Dixie driving with her top on down A When the sun come out, she don't waste no time D Her and Bill drive to county line G C They sit there and talk about their dairy farm [Verse] A Bill said, "Dixie, won't you be my wife?" D She said, "Yeah, babe let's share our life G C You seem to be the man for me" A Dixie got as fat as a horse D Bill dumped her and gave her a divorce G C He ran out the back door as fast as he could [Verse] A Well, he traded in his Caddy for some spandex jeans D Now he's a stud and drives a Limousine G C He owns a disco club in Hollywood [Chorus] A D Dixie, won't you be my wife G C Dixie, Dixie Dynamite?