A perfect storm in a shot glass And finally you can get a job In your esteemed leader's entourage He's not a black lung after all We're one nation, skewered On a godless prong Obsessed with beauties rich and rare We understand no more Insurgents grinding axes With infidels Demons blow out holy candles We scream blasphemy A hornet's nest we can never tame War that cannot be sustained Diplomacy or surrender Here's your next dictator With hand on your heart And tears in your eyes You'll defend this sunburnt country Until someone else dies No place, sacred, is a terrorist magnet 'Til a willing coalition blazes trails in from the sea The west gettin' high On the Middle Eastern dime Has the audacity to deny A refugee's plight From places razed By an axis of evil We antagonised And then failed to destroy With hand on your heart And tears in your eyes You'll defend this sunburnt country Until someone else dies No place, sacred, is a terrorist magnet 'Til a willing coalition blazes trails in from the sea Invaded, divided and conquered Never allowed to leave it A war lord's cartel forever laying' claim To lawless profiteering of the opium trade Topple the statue Tear down the flag Usher in a new muppet With finger prints up his ass