Stephen plays the drums, but he's not even the drummer in the band You think he's a guitarist, but he's secretly a very rhythmic man He's been licking his chops, practicing them too When he sits behind the kit he knows exactly what to do He's a dark horse drummer, not a bummer, and he's never uptight He knows the old fast songs and he actually plays them right Stephen is a Trekkie, but everybody thinks he is a punk He was even in a movie in the 80s, in which he played a punk He's a really sweet dude, might come as a surprise He's the punkest motherfucker on the Starship Enterprise Stephen is a Trekkie, but everybody knows that he's a punk He's a dark horse drummer, not a bummer, and he's never uptight He knows the old fast songs and he actually plays them right Stephen plays the drums, he'd be the drummer if the Buddies were a band