Tom: F (intro) C (Em) F G# C (Em) F Well I lie I cheat and I steal, And I don't give two shits G# about the way that you feel C (Em) F And I barely know who you are, But I'll break your heart G# and then I'll sleep in your car C (Em) I'm not dying inside, well, I'm dead. F G# Yeah, too many people have fucked with my head G F C G And now I'm out for revenge. (refrão) F Well, I'm not the only one C who regrets the way they act Gm G#m Am A#m But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts F G And I'm sick to death of always being the sucker. F I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker ( C (Em) F G# ) (verso) C (Em) F Well, you're a prize specimen - You look pretty fine, G# but I don't know where you've been C (Em) F You invite me back to your place, And you feed me drinks G# to get me out of my face C (Em) F You never own up to what you did You fuck like an adult G# and you cry like a kid G F C G And then you tell your friends I took the piss (refrão) F Well, I'm not the only one C who regrets the way they act Gm G#m Am A#m But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts F G And I'm sick to death of always being the sucker. F I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker (bridge) Am Em F C (Am) F Just for a second here with a straight face I am sick of the sinners, Bb Am Always making out they're saints Em F C As far as I can tell we're the ones to watch are the ones with (Am) F G their hearts on their sleeves Make-up doth protest too much C Bb F C Bb So come on everybody, come on, Don't make me regret ever F G writing this song - I need every motherfucker to sing along (refrão) (intro)