Why even in France the best upper sets do it Lithuanians and Letts do it Let's do it, let's fall in love In old Japan, all the Japs do it Up in Lapland little Laps do it Let's do it, let's fall in love The Deutch in old Amsterdam do it Not to mention the Fins Folks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twins In shallow shoals English souls do it Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it Let's do it, let's fall in love The chimpanzees in the zoos do it Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it Even eagles as they fly do it Let's do it, let's fall in love Electric eels I might add do it Though it shocks em I know Why ask if shad do it - garcon de "shad roe" The world admits bears in pits do it Even Pekingeses at the Ritz do it Let's do it, let's fall in love The royal set sans regret did it And they considered it fun Marie Antoinette did it - with or without Napoleon Parliament pleasure bent did it Mam'selles every time their short of rent did it Let's do it, let's fall in love