I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
I overlooked that point completely
Until the big affair began
Before I knew where I was at
I found myself upon the shelf, and that was that
I tried to reach the Moon, but when I got there
All that I could get was the air
My feet are back upon the ground
I've lost the one girl I found
I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
Why did I buy those blue pajamas?
Before the big affair began
My boiling point is much too low
For me to try to be a fly Lothario
I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell
Dwelling in my personal hell
I'll have to change my plan around
I've lost the one girl I found
Yes, one girl I found
