We're still in wisconsin as far as i know Today was green bay and tomorrow chicago Wish i was lying, but there isn't much to report My phone is dying, so i've got to keep it short I just wanted to say hey I've been writing you a road song It's a cliché, but hey That doesn't make it so wrong And in between the stops at the cracker barrel And forty movies with will ferrell I need some way to occupy my time So i'm writing you a road song I sure hope you don't mind I bought you a light blue t-shirt last night From some band i couldn't stand But their logo's alright Some kid threw a bottle on stage He had an arm like a pro I know it's getting late I guess i should let you go But did i happen to say hey? I've been writing you a road song Don't run away, 'cause hey I promise it won't be too long I know it's not what you call necessary And i know that i'm no steve perry But even if you roll your eyes and groan I'm still writing you a road song That you can call your own