Sometime after sunset He is on his hands and knees He is searching for his keys At a small vietnamist Place on eastern eleven street His daughter's both at once saying "Can we just get going, please?" As his wife begins to sneezee And his son is throwing pee's And eating with his feet He is an Action Hero And he should be fighting crime Lipping between the buildings And racing against time He is an Action Hero (2x) In his mind (2x) Oh Ohhhh (2x) He drops by Mount Sinai Where they're running through some tests And they've taped things to his chest And they're all doing their best To make him feel at his' The doctor says "It's really just an educated guess I suggest you get some rest Try to cut back on the stress 'Cause i don't like what i see" But the Action Hero Swears he feels just fine He's got the finish saving The one for all mankind He is an Action Hero (2x) And he's racing against time (2x) Oh Ohhhh (6x) He's racing against time