Please do not be alarmed, remain calm Do not attempt to leave the dance floor The DJ booth is conducting a troubleshooting test of the entire system Somehow, while the party was in progress An unidentified frequency has been existing in the system for some time And while many of you have been made too brainwashed to comprehend This frequency is, and has become a threat to our society as we know it This frequency has been used by a secret society In conjunction with Lucifer to lure and prey on innocent party goers With hypnotism, syncroprism, tricknology, lies, scandal, and pornography While the party is still in progress, we will keep you updated on our current status We repeat, this is only a test, this is only a test This station in conjunction with other air wave announcements Will conduct this exact test without prejudice Under the jurisprudence of the soul, the mind, the body The positive, the negative, the ground, the proton, the neutron, the electron The Ying, the Yang, the young, the Sun, the Moon, the star The man, the woman, the child, the pointed, the defender, the judgement The father, the son, the Holy Spirit, the past, the present, the future This is only a test