Asparagus (Can You Guess What I Ate?)

Don't like the texture or the taste 
This vegetable is such a waste 
It makes my pee smell so bad 
This is the worst food I ever had 

Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! 

Don't steam or fry it, or microwave 
There's no way to cook it to make me crave 
Don't ever put it on my plate 
Asparagus I really hate! 

Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!