I bin tappin' yo' phone ma little rattlesnake Yeah - slimes of a feather grime together I oughta scatter your brains from here to White Plains You're the dirty rat that killed my brother Louie "She killed Louie? Louie Da Fly?" Well, now, I like that in a girl... Shoulda gunned the bastard sonavabitch down myself But now - I ain't into blackmail So I might spare your life tonight Well I'm making a list Checkin' it twice Decidin' on just who deserves to die And you just made it, baby (Yeah, you just made it, baby) Yeah I know you go Romeo Romeo O Romeo wherefore art thou, Romeo Well I'm a two fisted fucker gettin' hard in my pants And hot under the collar (Hot under the collar) Well, I'm the granite man... sic 'em, bawh... A woman's place is on ma face Eat my fire, I'm the new messiah Birds gotta fly... fish gotta fry I'm the lava scab with a lava slab Well I'm the granite man "He's the granite man" I can hold a blackjack and a bottle in one hand And a switchblade in the other And I know how to use 'em "Yeah, he know how to use 'em" I bin eight-balled by the Grand Poobah 'Cos I'm the granite man "He's the granite man" I got some falling green, how about a few drinks We could take in a strip show... Then go down to the Bowery and set fire to a few bums Heh heh, yeah... Cause some havoc in the shroud of darkness Have a private holocaust between the sheets... You 'n' me, baby... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Rock... Rock... Rock Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Rock... Rock... Rock Sic 'em, bawh... A woman's place in on my face Eat my fire, I'm the new messiah Birds gotta fly... fish gotta fry I'm the lava scab with the lava slab Well I'm the granite man "He's the granite man" Well I'm the granite man "Do ya understand?" Howzabout it, baby, c'mon, lay down in the sand Well I'm the granite man "He's the granite man" C'mon and lay down in ma dirt Lay down on the slab with the lava scab Well I'm the granite man "He's the granite man" Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Rock... Rock... Rock