Tom: Em Flight of the Conchords - K.I.S.S.I.N.G E|---------------------------------------| Transcribed by Rhys Jones rbj2001 @ yahoo.co.uk I'm a great Conchords fan - just wish they'd release a proper album and spread the joy! Let me know if you can improve on the chords or just if you enjoyed playing. Straightforward (and short) song. Most is palm-muted strumming 8 beats to the bar. There's some finger picking at the beginning and end of the last verse, which is easy to copy if you listen to the record (normal chord shapes; just copy their rhythm and leave out the top string). G C D7 Em/B Cmaj7 D7* A7/E B7 Edim E|--3--0--2--3----3-----5---3----2--0---| B|--0--1--1--0----0-----7---2----4--2---| G|--0--0--2--0----0-----5---0----2--3---| D|--0--2--0--2----2-----7---2----4--2---| A|--2--3--x--2----3-----5---x----2--x---| E|--3--x--x--x----x-----x---x----x--x---| G C D7 A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice Oh yes it's very nice G C Just because you've been exploring my mouth D7 Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no G C D7 A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice It's very very nice G C Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey D7 Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys Em/B Cmaj7 D7* Oh just because I'm in an acoustic folk band A7/E It doesn't mean I only want poontang B7 I can't go round loving everyone Edim I just wouldn't get anything done G C D7 Because I'm only one man, baby G C D7 We're only two men, ladies, G Oh pretty babies