I once met a person of abnormal size, seemed like a vision of old When he walked the ground shook, put a crick in my neck What's your size, man, if I could be so bold? I ain't gonna bother, I ain't gonna bother I ain't gonna bother to tell you, son! You never listen, you never listen Well, I don’t play ball, just leave me alone I got no disease, just this burden on my back Got big genes, so I'm told Yet, you scurry around and always making sound Your questions are getting really old I ain't gonna bother, I ain't gonna bother I ain't gonna bother to tell you, son You never listen, you never listen Well, I don’t play ball, just leave me alone Well, lurch said, "you rang?" goliath was a pain And jolly green's growing mold I've heard these old wisecracks and now it's gonna rain Why are little people always so bold? I ain't gonna bother, I ain't gonna bother I ain't gonna bother to tell you, son You never listen, you never listen Well, I don’t play ball, just leave me alone I ain't gonna bother, I ain't gonna bother I ain't gonna bother to tell you, son You never listen, you never listen Well, I don’t play ball, just leave me alone