Meat snacks and jerky treats What's the secret ingredient? Meat's meat and a man's gotta eat You breathe the gas and we get the laugh (Chorus) It takes all types of critters To make farmer Vincent's fritters Visit this tasty place if you dare Your vocal chords are slit on command Burried up to your neck and then force fed Seasoned to prepare you for his roadside stand (Chorus) Welcome to Motel Hell We'll cook and serve you well Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell!