Can you tell me Why have I come? Why am I in Chicago? I just wanted to kiss the bride, I didn't think I would be seeing you And I had to laugh You were shaking my hand As if we'd never met and I Had to cry 'Cause the tears were too wet And my eyes were too full Knowing I was forgettable Did it ever hit you to call - no Phones in your Chicago? There's nothing that I need to convey, just Maybe a small hello from LA And I had to laugh You were searching your head For the right thing to say and I Had to cry 'Cause the tears were too wet And my eyes were too full Knowing I was forgettable I can recall every face that I have ever kissed How did I fall on your Miss Miscellaneous list? And I had to cry There was no other way to express all my joy, And I Had to laugh When I thought of my fate It was all I could do Knowing I had escaped From you