I never knew what love was like, until I saw your face
Then suddenly, I felt a love that time cannot erase
Your eyes so sweet and piercing
Your manner kind yet strong
The kind of girl I could love forever
We'd spend the rest of our lives together
And in my life i don't think I've ever...
... been so fucking wrong
You're a bitch with no heart
You're a liar, you are satan,
and I hate the way you snore at night
All your quirks piss me off and I
Don't think i'm misstating your
Compulsive need to always be right
You're bossy and judgmental, kind of tactless, boring, too
And I really can't believe I ever fell in love with you, ohhh
I know that all seemed kind of harsh,
But things weren't always bad
In fact, I think some times we shared
The best that I've ever had
Like our road trip that one summer
Or those steamy nights in Spain
You always melted when I would praise you
And my stupid jokes they would never phase you
But that don't mean shit next to all the ways you...
...drove me so insane
You're a cock-friggin-tease,
girl you never stop your talking
And at times you got a double chin
You may say it's good fun,
But your racist rants are shocking
And your lips don't need more collagen
All you care about is how much
Someone makes and what they do
Not a man in his right mind
Would ever fall in love with you
You always criticized the clothes that I would wear
And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair, really nice
You turned me vegan which I totally despise
And I'm pretty sure you laughed that
Time I said "let's compromise"
If you were shot or beaten
Run over by a truck
I guess that i'd be sad, but then again it wouldn't suck
It wouldn't suck
So goodbye, hit the road, as a girlfriend you are fired
Find some other chump that you can fleece
Years from now when you're old and you finally expired, girl,
I hope that you don't rest in peace
Never met someone so selfish, half
The time my balls were blue
After all that I've endured, now
You can safely rest assured, now
That your ex is up and cured, now
Yes, I'm so done being in love, in love with you
We're through, yeah, yeah
We're so done, Allison, honeybun, it's like over
It was on, now it's gone, now I've regained my composure
So God bless, you're a mess
That is what you call "closure"
So done been in love with you!
