Johnny wiped out He can't walk He's got a prosthetic hip And Jenny don't care She can't talk She got Prozac 'scrip' And daddy's alright Just retired He's got an artificial heart But mommy don't mind She gets her loving At the Jiffy Mart And they look so sad In their regulation check-out clothes It makes me so glad That I'm not one of those No, I'm not one of those Will Jimmy's going down But it's okay He's got elevator shoes And sissy got a jones Riding her bones She got the methadone blues But I'm on hold And I don't mind I've got the muzak groove Cause it's gone cold But I won't fight Cause I'm born to lose And they look so sad In their regulation check-out clothes It makes me so glad That I'm not one of those No, I'm not one of those