Tom: C C Am G F [Verse 1] C Konnichiwa, senpai Am Please notice me G I watch Asian cartoons F I'm a weeaboo C I live in my mom's house Am I'm like 32 G I collect swords and throwing stars F 'Cause I'm a weeaboo C Sticks and stones may break my bones Am But I will always be one step ahead of you G Because I read the manga F (You're such a fucking pleb, are you even even Japanese bro?) C I haven't showered in like 16 weeks Am All my friends and peers are ashamed of me G 'Cause all of a sudden F I think I'm Japanese [Chorus] C Yes, I'm a weeaboo Am Yes, I'm a weeaboo G Yes, I'm a weeaboo F Yes, I'm a weeaboo C A filthy weeaboo (Naruto's so overrated) Am A dirty weeaboo (You wanna see my katana collection?) G A fucking weeaboo (I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone) F A disgusting weeaboo (So I'm like basically Japanese now) [Verse 2] C I live at my computer desk Am And argue with teenagers on the internet G About atheism F And how Japan is superior to other countries C I learned a bit of Japanese Am So now i'm qualified to be a part of their community G F So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu [Chorus] C Yes, I'm a weeaboo (Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos) Am Yes, I'm a weeaboo (Ninjas are still real, okay?) G Yes, I'm a weeaboo (Uh, k-konnichiwa) F Yes, I'm a weeaboo (Yeah, domo arigato) C A filthy weeaboo (...) Am A dirty weeaboo G A fucking weeaboo F A disgusting weeaboo