Tom: Am Tab: Verbal Kint E|--------------------------------| Tuning: Half-Step Down E|--------------------------------| Dm (x|0|0|2|3|1) Am (0|0|2|2|1|0) G (3|2|0|0|0|x) F (x|0|3|2|1|0) C (x|3|2|0|1|0) E|--------------------------------| Intro Am G (x4) Am We were martyred in the homes of our friends G on a hard drinking decade of weekends Am convinced that we were firing G our lasers to the surface of the moon Am retreat to all the noise, out to the places that G we would go Am pound that pussy, bloody swollen cyst off with a G weather-treated two by four F praying for the singularity C G coming for to carry you home F one-time hero forgotten how C G to carry your given load F Am G Dm F Hey, hey, Doris Day send my love for me now F Am G please, please, Glen Shirley, say hello for me now Dm F Dm F Am G Am G Am Chico the American taught me to drink clear G which ushered in the Age of Gin and lead to the Gimlet Years Am When he lobbed that crystal tumbler through the glass cooler door G past the blues band in the strip mall with a barrel-chested roar F it was just as funny but less blood C G than the ‘62 Dakota war F praying for the singularity C G coming for to carry you home F Am G Dm F Hey, hey, Jon Benet send my love for me now F Am G please, please, Dom de Louise say hello for me now Dm F say hello to Chico the American Dm F to Chico the American Dm F to Chico the American Dm F Dm F Dm F to Chico the American