Tom: F
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F Bb C
e|--1-----1-----3---|
B|--1-----3-----5---|
G|--2-----3-----5---|
D|--3-----3-----5---|
A|--3-----1-----3---|
E|--1-----x-----x---|
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[Verse 1]
F
I'm going down, down to the river, I'm gonna bring a 30 pack
I'm gonna drink with all my good friends and I ain't ever, ever coming back
[Chorus 1]
Bb F
I got no money and I'm starving, I got nothing left
Bb F
Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth
[Verse 2]
F
I'm gonna chug a lot of Jim Beam 'til my face turns brown and blue
I'm gonna get in my car and start it and drive right over you
[Chorus 2]
Bb F
'Cause I got nothing else to live for, I got nowhere to be
Bb F
Spent my money on that honey and a bottle of Beam
[Solo]
(Play through a verse and a chorus, whistle along if you like)
F - - - -
Bb - F - Bb - F -
[Verse 3]
F
I wanna tell you that I like you but my heart is black and blue
and you'd say that it's such a bad idea. That's hard to swallow, but it's harder to chew
[Chorus 3]
Bb F
You'd probably think that this is funny as I do too
Bb F
I gotta keep on just laughing or I am through
[Verse 4]
F
I'm going back down to the river, I'm gonna find my duffle bag
I'm gonna stick my puppy in it and drown him 'til his tail don't wag
[Chorus 4]
Bb F
'Cause I can't spend anymore money, I can't give him a bed
Bb F
I cannot feed him golden honey or two scoops of meth
[Bridge]
C Bb
And the next thing you know I cannot feel
C Bb
My airbag's open on my steering wheel
C Bb
and I guess that oak tree was kinda real
C
now I gotta skip this town~
[Verse 5]
F
I'm gonna call up Max and Elvis, I'm gonna tell them how I feel
They're gonna call me a fucking pussy and pass me a couple beers
[Chorus 5]
Bb F
We got no money, got no honey, we got nothing left
Bb F
Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth
