Tom: D D You're an entitled piece of shit A You're just a pot smoking good for nothing C D Kids today, yeah, they don't want to work D I made mistakes, I'll admit A I gave you participation trophies C D Maybe I'm to blame, maybe I'm not D All the books I read proclaimed A That they had cracked the secret C D Of instructing me on how to raise a man D And yet a quarter century elapsed A And what do you have you to show for it C D You play with the piano while I work [Pre-Chorus] D A G Ooooh You are loved D A G Ooooh Were you too [Chorus] D A G Loved D A G Loved D A G Loved D A G Loved [Verse 2] D Optimistic son of a bitch A You're just a molly rolling good for nothing C D Kids today, yeah, they don't wanna work D You could've been an engineer A C Instead I told you do whatever makes you happy D And you'll never truly work D Several lines of credit later A C University gave you a paper D Then they sent you back to me D I guess retirement will have to wait A I'll die on my feet before C D I live to see you get your ass to work [Pre-Chorus] D A G Ooooh You are loved D A G Ooooh Were you too [Chorus] D A G Loved D A G Loved D A G Loved D A G Loved D A G Loved D A G Loved D A G Loved D A G Loved D A G La-la-la-la-la-loved D A G La-la-la-la-la-loved