I was sitting here In a preppy shirt And you're my best friend And you came over to me And said, said Hey Turd Got this new thing a-goin' here And I thought that I would share with you It's a real neat thing to examine Everybody's doing it And I thought that we should follow the trend But I'm afraid What will my parents say? No I don't need it explained, that's ok You get your clothes Full of holes You spraypaint your hair Then you become a punk I'm a punk rocker But I'm afraid What will my parents say? No I don't need it explained, that's ok You get your clothes Full of holes You spraypaint your hair Then you become a punk I'm a punk rocker My attitude Is fuck you I want to go home My mind must be Brainwashed in bleach I feel safer now I'm a punk rocker But I'm afraid What will my parents say? No I don't need it explained, that's ok You get your clothes Full of holes You spraypaint your hair Then you become a punk I'm a punk rocker But I'm afraid What will my parents say? No I don't need it explained, that's ok You get your clothes Full of holes You spraypaint your hair Then you become a punk I'm a punk rocker But I'm afraid What will my parents say? I want to go home My mind must be Brainwashed in bleach I feel safer now