16 years of sheltered life living well and eating right In mommy's happy home Emo plague sweeps the land Takes it's hold of this man A trend we don't condone You've heard of thrash, but not like this Hate swells in the pacifist He begins to understand An epiphany that he must die For he'll never be as great as I Or the members of this band Abort retry or fucking die Hand to forehead woe is me sigh emo sigh Abort retry or fucking die You look so gay in girly pants why emo why Abort retry or fucking die Write a poem filet your wrist cry emo cry Abort retry or fucking die His number's up it's dirt nap time die emo die I'll gash my arm and fade away Once I fill out this survey And take a pic or nine Angled camera from above Gets my face or lack thereof Hair blocking by design Penetrating pasty skin The blade is sinking further in But misses the main vein My sister finds me weeping here 90 pounds of pseudo-queer My life I could not drain Abort retry or fucking die Hand to forehead woe is me sigh emo sigh Abort retry or fucking die You look so gay in girly pants why emo why Abort retry or fucking die Write a poem filet your wrist cry emo cry Abort retry or fucking die His number's up it's dirt nap time die emo die THRASH! Abort retry or fucking die Supporting trends is for the weak sigh emo sigh Abort retry or fucking die Grow your hair not just the bangs why emo why Abort retry or fucking die Ram a dildo up your ass cry emo cry Abort retry or fucking die Just add maggots bite the dust die emo die