Tom: Cm Cm Ab Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm You know we straight, we doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom N.C You know we straight, we doin' your mom [Verse 1] Cm Ab I'm doin' your mom, yes, yours! Bb Gm First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers Cm Ab Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen Bb Gm But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans Cm Ab I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" Bb Gm She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Cm Ab Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me Bb N.C So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity Cm Ab I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart Bb Gm I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start Cm Ab She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again Bb Gm How many times I tap that ass? (Over 9000!) Cm Ab Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it Bb Gm Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it Cm Ab 'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young N.C. To be in the bed, butt-naked, doin' your mom [Chorus] Cm Ab Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm You know we straight, we doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom N.C You know we straight, we doin' your mom [Verse 2] Cm Ab I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie Bb Gm You other brothers can't deny that she's fly Cm Ab We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that Bb Gm She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black Cm Ab But your mom's the best, the super M-I-L-F Bb Gm 'Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef Cm Ab And I blame it on the al-al-alcohol Bb N.C. If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all Cm Ab She likes the Donkey-Punch, she likes the Dirty Sanchez Bb Gm Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed Cm Ab She likes rough sex with handcuffs, and I'll be honest Bb Gm She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna Cm Ab She's so therapeutic, when I need to cure my restlessness Bb Gm I say br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br, motorboat your mom's breastesess Cm Ab I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song N.C. 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mo-om [Chorus] Cm Ab Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm You know we straight, we doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom N.C You know we straight, we doin' your mom [Bridge] Cm Ab Sex with your mother Bb Gm And that makes me (Better, better) better than you Cm Ab I'm having sex with your mother Bb Gm And that makes me (Better, better) better than you [Guitar Solo] Cm Ab Bb Gm Cm Ab Bb Gm [Chorus] Cm Ab Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm You know we straight, we doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Bb Gm Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Cm Ab Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom N.C You know we straight, we doin' your mom