I was looking on my shelf To find a cure for myself Ooh Found a bottle big and brown Had a label in the crown Ooh And it says, "don't eat that it's poison." And you're sorry if you do What's insides formaldehyde and you ain't gonna live Found a bottle on the floor Cleaning toilets what it's for Drank it all just because Then I asked my mom what it was And she says, "don't eat that it's poison" And you're sorry if you do Thought I'd know how to save your life I just thank God I could Found some rat poison in a shoe There was slug death in there, too! Had that with a can of paint Doctor said it was too late And he says, "don't eat that it's poison" And it's too late cause you did He�s had too much poison and its gone right to his head