Pig Nick

Dine with me 
And come a little closer 
Have a seat 
Be my guest 

Now take a guess 
What we are having today 
Don't think too long 
You might be wrong 

Why won't you eat with me? 
Why won't you? 
Pig nick 

You ask me 
What for I got these big eyes 
You ask me 
What for I got this big nose 

Now take a guess 
What for I got this huge mouth 
Don't think too long 
You might be dead and gone (Well done!) 

Why won't you eat with me? 
Why won't you? 
Pig nick