Ah, the old theater Seems just as it was So many years ago The stage, the piano All the same It brings me back to the night that I first danced And summoned my way into the heart of America Yeah, Mr. Happiness they called me and it seems only yesterday when I introduced this song..... Me loves she treats me like a king You know she looks just like a queen Someday I'll put her on a throne We'll have a castle of our own It's on the bundy sunny hill There's an iron door and grill There's a tower over the view And a deep dark dungeon Everyday at four o' clock We'll tea Her majesty the queen and me And do our gatherings through the gale And have a castle in Wales I've always wanted my own draw brigde A castle built for two Comes with such excessories as a swimming pool All the way around it Hmmm, the castle in Wales a castle in Wales a castle in Wales... a castle in Wales... a castle in Wales... a castle in Wales... a castle in Wales... a castle in Wales... Everyday at four o' clock We'll tea Her majesty the queen and me And do our gatherings through the gale And have a castle in Wales Hmmm, a castle in Wales... a castle in Wales... a castle in Wales...