Confidante: They say that this youth has set my lady's heart aflame! 1st fop: His lordship sure would die of shock! 2nd fop: His lordship is a laughing-stock! Confidante: Should he suspect her, god protect her! All three: Shame! shame! shame! This faithless lady's bound for hades! Shame! shame! shame! Countess: Serafimo, your disguise is perfect. why, who can this be? Don attilio: Gentle wife, admit your loving husband. My love, i am called to england on affairs of state, And must leave you with your new maid. Though i'd gladly take the maid with me. Countess: The old fool's leaving! Serafimo! away with this pretense! You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence! Poor fool, he makes me laugh! Time i tried to get a better better half! Countess and chorus: Poor fool, he doesn't know! If he knew the truth hed never ever go! Phantom: Did i not instruct that box five was to be kept empty? Meg: He's here, the phantom of the opera Christine: It's him! Carlotta: Your part is silent, little toad! Phantom: A toad, madame? perhaps it is you who are the toad! Carlotta: Serafimo! away with this pretense! You cannot speak, but kiss me in my... croak! Poor fool, he makes me laugh!... croak! croak!