Walking down the street Something caught my eye A growing epidemic That really ain't fly This middle aged lady I gotta be blunt Her spandex biker shorts Were creeping up the front I could see her uterus Her pants were too tight She musn't own panties There were none in sight She walked right by The poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie A Cameltoe Umm Hmm That's right Uh Huh Oh No Fix yourself girl You got a Cameltoe Girl that's gotta hurt Take some time and adjust Can't you see people staring And making a fuss Could not believe my eyes Had to take a second glance Is your crotch hungry girl? Cause it's eating your pants Do you enjoy the commotion And attention it brings? The only lips I wanna see Are the ones that sing In public putting on An X rated show Grossing people out With your Cameltoe Repeat Chorus First day of spring and by the looks of things These girls done forgot how to dress A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts And it's causing me much distress Whoomp there it is ya'll right in the front Everybody come and get a good look I can see everything through the panty cling Every crannie and every nook You better take a quick minute before you step outside Check the area thats pubic Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch All twisted up like rubic Take these words of advice cause its not very nice I wanna put you all in the know Girls dont sleep dont let your pants creep Watch out for the Cameltoe. Repeat Chorus