Let me tell you a story that nobody has heard If you’ll be my disciple I will give you the word If you give me a reason I will give you a rhyme If you want the location I will give you the time Oh, whatcha doing to me? And now you won’t deliver like you said you would I just realized I don’t feel so good, oh no If you give me your money I will sign your release If you tell me your symptom I will cure your disease If you ask me no questions I will give no replies If you give me no answers I will tell you no lies You’re making it hard, you’re making it hard for me And now you say that you won’t tell me where or when I just realized I’ve been had again I just realized the source of all my trouble begins right here at home Oh, yeah Let me tell you a story that nobody has heard If you’ll be my disciple I will give you the word If you won’t come to see me I will tell you I’m blind If you think I’m nobody I will pay you no mind You’re making it hard (Sing it), you’re making it harder Take it easy And then I had to go and put my two cents in I just realized what a fool I’ve been I just realized (Ooh hoo hoo)