Chorus: (Stewie) His name is stewie (I say) He's throwing you, a sexy party (Sexy) I'm so in love with Stew The only baby who's got it all figured out You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right) he's gonna take over the world oneday Stewie: Welcome to my sexy party have a breast milk, with a dash of Bacardi The women will converse with you about wealth or shoes, or the weather, and everyone's health we're all celebrating with smiles on fold, as I make preperations to take over the world and just so it won't seem awfully strange I'll tell you right now whats going to change Beyoncé Knowles will massage my head, and i'll make Kid Rock bring me breakfast in bed, and Britney's husband will feel my rath, when my army makes the little fucker take a bath Chorus: (Stewie) His name is stewie (That's right) He's throwing you, a sexy party (No shit) I'm so in love with Stew The only baby who's got it all figured out You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right, ladies) he's gonna take over the world oneday Stewie: When I rule the world, I don't want to hear giggles, I'll not be disturbed while I'm watching the Wiggles and maybe this is going out on a limb but i'll expect better jokes on According To Jim and Starbucks will use the words large and small not pretensious crap like grande and tall and just to give babies a fighting chance i'll make it socially acceptable to shit in your pants and curfew times will be no more you can stay out till 2 or 3 or 4 but who's going to make you go to bed certainly not Lois, the bitch'll be dead Chorus: (Stewie) His name is stewie (I'm Stewie, that's right) He's throwing you, a sexy party (I'm the craziest player) I'm so in love with Stew The only baby who's got it all figured out You better gonna get in on it now, (Yes indeed) he's gonna take over the world oneday Stewie: When i'm ruler of the world, I'll use my might to put more Plinko on The Price is Right and Madonna will perform at my palace, live cause she still looks beautiful at 75 and Banana Republic will feel my rage when I order them to stop asking me if I want a fucking 10% discount card, alright? all I want is this shirt, and these pants, okay, and I know you guys get like, like a store commission everytime you sell one of these things, and that's great and your parents are probably really fucking proud of you... Stewie: (speaking ontop of the chorus) oh, Juniors got a job, he's doing well, oh everythings honky dorey in the family oh, you know what, ok, right in the middle of a sentence there, and you interupted me, are you ladies even listening to what I'm saying, hello, hello, damn you, I will not be ignored, oh fuck, fine, i'll just go suck on Lois' breast or something damn you all!