Family Guy

An Annoying But Funny Song

Family Guy


[Peter] Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me 
[Peter] ...can't touch me 
[Peter] J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2 
[Peter] I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue 
[Peter] I can write graphetti, even J-walk in the street 
[Peter] I can riot loot, and not give a hoot 
[Peter] and touch your sister's teet 
[Peter] Can't touch me 
[Peter] ...you can't touch me 
[Adam West] What in God's name is he doing? 
[Peter] ...can't touch me. 
[Cleveland] I believe that's the worm. 
[Peter] Stop! Peter time. 
[Peter] I'm a big shot, there's no doubt 
[Peter] Light a fire and pee it out 
[Peter] Don't like it? Kiss my rump. 
[Peter] Just for a minute let's all do the funk. 
[Peter] Can't touch me 
[Peter] Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, 

[Peter] ...can't touch me 

[Peter] I'm presidental Peter, interms think I'm hot. 
[Peter] Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot. 
[Peter] I've been around the world 
[Peter] From Hartford to Bagbay 
[Peter] It's Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter, 
[Peter] Let's see Regis rap this way. 

[Peter - spoken] Except for you. You can touch me.